Jack Coulehan, MD
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Because the rosy condition
makes my nose bumpy and big
and because I give them the crap they deserve,
they write me off as a boozer
and snow me with drugs. Like I'm gonna
go wild and green bugs are gonna
crawl on me and I'm gonna tear out
their goddamn precious IV.
I haven't had a drink in a year
but those slick bastards cross their arms
and talk about sodium. They come
with their noses crunched up like my room
is purgatory and they're the
goddamn angels doing a bit
of social work. Listen, I might not
Coulehan J. I'm Gonna Slap Those Doctors. Ann Intern Med. ;111:97. doi: 10.7326/0003-4819-111-1-97
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Published: Ann Intern Med. 1989;111(1):97.
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